Saturday 25 May 2013

Kai Po Che !! a weak movie

Abhishek Kapoor and UTV pictures venture " kai po che" .. brothers for life is a distorted version of Chetan Bhagat's best selling novel three mistakes of my life.   Producers thought that , Chetan Bhagat's stories are suitable and saleable in Bollywood. The idea hit their brains because , 3 idiots got mega hit . But we all know the stories of " 3 idiots " ( movie ) and Novel " five point someone" were completely different. Too much hard work was done on the story of five point someone to make the script of 3 idiots.

Chetan Bhagat's stories are nothing but stories similar to 80's and 90's bollywood films which are good to read by the persons who want to raise their interests in english novels. Those whose english is not very good , can improve by reading Bhagat's novels. That fellow knows , what youth wants and it is sold.  Anyways !! 

three mistakes of my life is a good story , but it was not properly used in the movie. They left many things and it seems that producers and UTV motion pictures were in a hurry to complete the movie. They could show the interest of Ishaan's interest in Cricket but fail to show the love of his sister and his friend, the god gift to Ali, australlian tour, Godhra incidence and most importantly they failed to show the climax of the novel which was the best part of the movie . They could have spend half an hour more on the movie and could show the movie in a better manner. How could they think that mere plot of the novel would make the movie a great success. It seems that all they did to please Chetan Bhagat. Anyways , Chetan Bhagat may not be happy to see the movie ... however he has to show his happiness as he was given due credit... but the results were not similar to 3 idiots. 

Hope we would see good movie based on his novel Revolution 2020!!!

Saturday 11 May 2013

Jockey or Nothing -- for Women !! WALK THE RAMP AT HOME



Look at the advertisement published in The Hindu today 12 May 2013.  Slogan " Walk the Ramp at Home" that means ladies , wear the inner wear of Jockey and start catwalking at home irrespective of the presence of father , mother, brother, sister, in laws and sometimes neighbours. The best part of the advertisement is " Jockey or nothing " (in right corner down) . The women in  the picture seems to be relaxed and free out tensions as she is wearing the innerwears of Jockey. She is feeling at the top of the world . "The bottoms are on the back and top is on the front" - what a posture!!. She looks like freef from all the sadness and pities of the world just after wearing undergarments. She is feeling that she has wore nothing but the slim membrane of  Jockey will not allow aliens to look at her private parts. All wind of the sea is touching the full part of her body. Wow...what a comfort.... 

Advertiser has selected a girl with "Vital Statistics". One thing , advertiser must admit -- what a pleasure he has enjoyed on selection of a girl among different girls of different sizes, in different clothes, sometimes with lesser clothes , sometimes with no clothes at all , in different different postures... after that the above girl was selected........... but the most sad part of the girl is nobody can recognise her seeing the ad. She has to convince her parents, kith and kin that "the the woman in the picuture is me" . Even "Da Vinci" could not have imagined the great posture for a woman.

Women !! be ready to feel Jockey's undergarments pleasure... walk the ramp at home ..... with Jockey. If you dont have Jockey ...wear nothing ..i.e. Roadside 20 rupees bra and panties....




Tuesday 7 May 2013

Good Face but flop actors and actresses of Hindi Cinema

There are many actors and actresses who had charming face but could not establish themselves in Hindi Cinema. They were unlucky faces who had a few hits on their credit, many movies but never got huge success :

1. Kumar Gaurav

2. Sonali Bendre

3. Dia Mirza

4. Anil Dhawan

5. Vimmi

6. Aditi Rao Hydari

7. Minisha Lamba

8. Avinash Wadhawan
9. Sumit Sehgal
10. Taariq
11. Diane Penty
12. Poonam Dhillon
13. Tanisha
14. Kumkum
15. Farida Zalal
16. Jugal Hansraj
17. Jimmy Shergil
18. Rameshwari
19. Vidya Sinha
20. Sekhar Suman
21 Kajal Kiran
22. Navin Nischal
23. Yami Gautam
24. Genelia D' Souza
25. Imran Khan - there are two Imran Khan both are flopped